The AI Bill Clinic

A free 30-minute session for your members that hands them actual money back — not a slide deck about the future of AI.

The one session your members will thank you for. Every chamber right now is booking "AI for Business" talks. This is the one members walk out of with a number on a page: what they are overpaying for AI and software, and what to cut. I run it free. You get the recording. Your members keep 70% of whatever I save them.

What the 30 minutes looks like

1. The 60-second reality check

What AI actually costs today versus what most companies are still paying. It moved again this week.

2. The live teardown

A real invoice (mine, redacted) taken apart line by line: what got cancelled, what got swapped, what it saved.

3. The self-check

Each member runs their own number in a two-field calculator on the spot. They leave with a figure, not a feeling.

4. The offer

Anyone who wants it gets a full audit. No saving, no fee — I take 30% of what I actually cut. They keep the rest.

Why it works for you

You already wanted an AI session for your members. This one is different in the only way that matters to an owner: it ends with money. It is free to host, needs no budget, and doubles as member-benefit content you can promote. I bring the numbers; you take the credit.

Forward the member flyer to your list → — a one-page invite your members can open, print or reply to.

Want the numbers running on your own site or newsletter while you decide? Embed the live AI price moves → — free, one line of HTML, updates every morning.

Or hand members something they can act on immediately: the AI bill checklist → — nine questions to ask before they renew, each one sourced and dated.

Skeptical members can read the whole thing first: my own audit, line by line → — every subscription I cut from my own stack, with the date and the dollar figure.

The proof I bring (real, dated, mine)

$5,988/yr back off my own stack

Four line items — flat-rate plans moved to usage-only, a seat cancelled, a zombie tool killed. Dated, itemised, all of it public.

13x in one day

The "cheap" model tier repriced overnight — the same 200M tokens went from $2.26 to $30.00 a month between 16 and 17 Oct. A bill costed on last month's numbers is already wrong.

Free self-hosted swaps

Back-office software replaced with open-source equivalents — the licence line goes to zero.

Daily market tracking

I log every AI price change, every day — 374 so far in ten days. The clinic is a live reading of that log, not a stale deck.

For firms that cannot upload their audio

Legal, medical and government teams are the one group the clinic cannot fully serve from a calculator — their problem is not only the bill, it is that the recording is privileged. I run transcription entirely on local hardware: nothing leaves the machine, no per-minute meter. Measured on my own box, 10.17 minutes of audio in 37.3 seconds, CPU only, network off.

See the measurement and send one test recording →

Book the slot

Email me a slot — sambombayoffice@gmail.com
See the live price log Try the calculator

Prefer to see the data first? The whole market is public at ai-price-watch-beta.vercel.app — every price change, logged daily. The clinic just turns that page into money for your members.